T and I have a pretty sweet track record when it comes to our annual Writing Retreats. During Year One, she finished her first novel while I successfully discovered the wonders of drinking beer-and-coke at all hours of the day; during Year Two, we co-authored and completed our kick-ass YA novel (and in just two … Continue reading Best Jayne & Tatiana Moments: The Dancing Bro-Hug
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It Is Imperative That I Do Nothing: Post-Writing Retreat Adjustment
As you all probably have already noticed (and hopefully are miserable about [not miserable in a depressing way because, while I have very often fantasized about bringing complete and utter demise upon my enemies by holding them captive in a facility called Dr. Jayne's Torture Funhouse, none of you qualify as my enemy, and also … Continue reading It Is Imperative That I Do Nothing: Post-Writing Retreat Adjustment
Call of the Wild: Jayne Looks Ahead Towards Writing Retreat 2014
Here's something that might surprise you all: T and I haven't actually reunited yet. Oh, to be sure, we've been texting each other non-stop since she landed on American soil; texts like, "What the hell kind of useless shit is that? Stupid doctors!" and, "I'm bringing ALL the clothes!" and, "I'M BRINGING A GIANT BAG … Continue reading Call of the Wild: Jayne Looks Ahead Towards Writing Retreat 2014
My Novel Will Kill Me: Combating Writer’s Block
If you want to know the truth, here it is: right now, I really, really hate the number eight. Hate. Hate like how everyone who watched Breaking Bad hated Skyler because she was a selfish, passive-aggressive shell of a human being; hate like how much everyone hated Wuthering Heights because it's the most glorified abusive relationship … Continue reading My Novel Will Kill Me: Combating Writer’s Block
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