So, occasionally, when I'm walking down a street that smells like urine, or on a bus that smells like urine, or standing in line behind someone who smells like urine, I try to nurture whatever zen I have left that hasn't been completely obliterated from years of tupperware-stored rage by imaging myself in my own … Continue reading A Very Boolicious Soundtrack
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Why We’re Basically Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane
Now, to be clear, I think T and I are absolutely the stuff of legends - and legends, obviously, are inimitable bamfs (no one scarfs down corn dogs quite like us, and Sonny and Cher don't even come remotely close to our singing duo chemistry [though, admittedly, most of the time we're singing gloriously off-key … Continue reading Why We’re Basically Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane
For Love and Meatloaf
As boo-mates, T and I share a love of an infinite number of things. We love songs in which men wail mournfully about losing their one true love; we love getting four orders of imperial rolls to take home and share from our favorite Vietnamese restaurant even though leaving them somewhere in the backseat of … Continue reading For Love and Meatloaf
The Lady Bromance’s 2015 Resolutions
We here at Lady Bromance are full of dreams. Most of the time, these dreams are about chicken tenders, or T's burning, unquenchable thirst to kill Nazis (or, in Jayne's case, they're truly terrifying nightmares of the "what the fuck?" variety in which she's married to Fred Durst [which, incidentally, results in her coming up … Continue reading The Lady Bromance’s 2015 Resolutions